Resourceful Girl

Don’t be a sucker. Buying cheesy kinky games is tacky and takes all the fun out of it. DIY DIT games, well now you’re speaking my language! Here are some of the most popular ways people spend money on bedroom play time and the Resourceful ways to save a buck. Not gonna lie, I’m looking forward to reading a few comments from this post next week.

1. Whipped Cream
Novelty whipped cream will never taste better than Reddi Wip and you probably already have that in your fridge. If you want to raise the stakes, pick up a bottle of alcohol infused whipped cream. Now, that’s a novelty that pays off!

2. Chocolate Body Paint
Again, the novelty stuff will never taste better than Nutella, and you already have it on hand.

3. Edible Underwear
If you think the stuff in the black box is anymore than Fruit by the Foot, you’re kidding yourself. Buy a value box and you can snack on a few while you candy toga your lady parts.

4. Teasing Mask
Don’t waste your money. That scarf that has just been hanging in your closet since Christmas, well, it’s about to see some action.

5. Handcuffs
Oh, handcuffs. They’ll just bruise your wrists, scuff your wooden bed frame and cause awkward moments when your mother finds them during her next visit. Again, say hello to Mr. Scarf. Now you don’t have to lie to your Auntie Mildred about getting much use out of her Christmas present.

6. Naughty Dice
Lick, Face… what? Not sexy. Steal the dice from your Settlers of Catan and invent your own number code of the stuff you really want to do. Do Settlers of Catan fans have sexy time? Let’s say Monopoly.

7. Candy G String
You will never look at a candy necklace the same way. It only takes about three or four necklaces tied together in the right way to make a charming crotchless G string. The Resourceful ones can figure it out.

8. If none of the above spark your fancy you can always stick to the romantic food, Animal Crackers. As seen in Armageddon.

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